As a steam powered ninja , I embrace my function, so many wins , so many defeated, so many crying. As a steam powered ninja, I eat what most ninjas eat, Large cats, Creampuffs with sharp angles and powdered swords,Anything that reminds them of Eric Clapton's hair,Napalm,Babies: For breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes brunchThe very matter of the universe,Other Ninjas, and Kittens. As a steam powered ninja, i dont look for ways things such as alternative fuels such as ethnol, Nthnol,ethincol, biomass, land mass, solar power, lunar power, and such. My resouces such as magic, destruction of the atmosphere, aerosol, communism, Kommunism, the windows vista protocol, user spam, email spam, spam, and adobe flash is all i need, dont you dare judge me. As a steam powered ninja i obey all 48 robot laws such as how A robot is permitted to join forces with zombies if it is necessary in order to wipe out the human resistance, Robots must not count higher than 47, be able to talk leet with another, and more.